I tend to joke a lot. I hope I’m somewhat funny at times.
However, I never created a real “joke”. You know, the kind you tell, in a specific format, during dinners or drunk evening with friends.
That was until now.
I created my first joke.
If you like it, make sure to share it, so that it becomes viral and the whole world tells it soon after and it becomes part of the world joke corpus !
So here it is :
What is the difference between a zombie and a baby?
Not much really:
- They both stink at times.
- They both emit strange sounds with their mouth or other body parts.
- They both will try to bite everything that they can get their hands on.
- You can never really be fully asleep because of them.
- And they will both die if you blast their head…
Yep, this is what happens when you raise this creature…
… while watching these creatures :
And to top it all, my daughter has now a new nickname: “My little zombie.”